Tuesday, February 7, 2012

I Can Do That Job: Yard Line Marker Security Guard

What are the qualifications? • Ability to stand tall and erect for several hours • Ability to protect yard markers from being moved or stolen. (Okay, they’re really not protecting the yard makers. It just looks that way. They’re actually protecting the field from crazed fans.) • Ability to run and tackle someone in a single bound I can run.... [Continue reading]


I Can Do that Job: Gatorade Carrier

What are the qualifications? Be able to carry 5 to 7 pounds steadily, without tipping or tilting? I mean, there are four Gatorades at what, maybe 32 ounces apiece plus the weight of the carrier? Ability to stand for several hours in the heat? Good eye/hand coordination to refill the bottles? Ability to spot thirsty men? Hey, I could do that! I know... [Continue reading]