Tuesday, February 7, 2012

I Can Do That Job: Yard Line Marker Security Guard

August 21, 2009 by  
Filed under I Can Do That Job, Just for Fun

What are the qualifications?

• Ability to stand tall and erect for several hours

• Ability to protect yard markers from being moved or stolen. (Okay, they’re really not protecting the yard makers. It just looks that way. They’re actually protecting the field from crazed fans.)

• Ability to run and tackle someone in a single bound

I can run. Tackle? I’m sure with a little practice I could do it. I know I could do that job!

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